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I have my dreams, but they're just that, dreams I forget and replace with new ones I try make into reality

Male/Scorpio/17/Maltese

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse
Posted 3 minutes ago on Oct 22nd with 161,797 notes
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Tagged: #nsfw #i bet sheldon cooper used all of these #queue is me

howarons:

thank god for winter break

Posted 5 minutes ago on Oct 22nd with 202 notes
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Tagged: #pokemon #dawn #swinub

itistimetodisappear:

Happy httyd2 release day! I made some gif-dvd covers. they don’t really match but..

Posted 20 minutes ago on Oct 22nd with 908 notes
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Tagged: #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd2

she always told me that the blood inside her veins weren’t blue,
but it was he.

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

image

Posted 1 hour ago on Oct 22nd with 34,309 notes
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Tagged: #queue is me

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Posted 2 hours ago on Oct 22nd with 133,293 notes
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Tagged: #unsanitary ? #queue is me

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

Posted 4 hours ago on Oct 22nd with 509,578 notes
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Tagged: #food #queue is me

aaaaa42:

>get married

>gf now wife

>tfw no gf

Posted 5 hours ago on Oct 22nd with 21,891 notes
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Tagged: #queue is me

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

Posted 5 hours ago on Oct 22nd with 589,382 notes
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