i like pinky pokémons 



im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

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Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?


Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.

Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.


(W-wait, but I’m not—)



I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

…It’s true that the books are definitely in the library, but look at the books that are immediately next to it, on the left side!

Specifically, the one that is titled “Lowering The Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”. Therefore, the shelf is clearly on the culture surrounding the law itself and popular culture relating to the legal world!

I hardly think it’s odd to see the Ace Attorney manga as an example of either humor in the legal world OR popular culture relating to the law!

O-Oh. I guess you have a point there…

Hey, wait a minute, pal!

Don’t go pullin’ the wool over my eyes here!

The University Library’s Online Database clearly shows that the comics are filed under “Law and Popular Culture”!


It doesn’t matter whether those comics are related to the section or not; they’ve been listed under it in this library, and that’s nothing but the truth!

And since they’re filed under “Law and Popular Culture”, they’re in the exact right place they’re supposed to be!

The books next to those comics have little stickers that say “Law Pop Culture” on them! That proves the books are on the shelf meant for the “Law and Popular Culture” books!

You can’t fool me so easily, pal!

Oh, I’m not disputing the fact THAT the library owns them…

…but rather, the significance of the original testimony in light of this fact!


However, as we have just learned, they were in a section explicitly dedicated to depictions of the law in popular culture… Which perfectly makes sense! So let me ask you….

Why did the witness act like seeing the manga in that particular part of the library was such a big deal?!? I’ll tell you why…

The witness has been DELIBERATELY MISLEADING this court this whole time!!!

You sure about that, pal?

I mean, I’m pretty sure the witness was just surprised.

Point is, the witness wasn’t surprised by the fact that the comics were in that section; she was probably surprised because the library actually has those comics. 

Law Libraries don’t usually have comics, that’s for sure. I know the one down at the precinct doesn’t!

Er…. um, well, yeah, but… The witness WAS implying that the books didn’t belong at all in the library, when in fact they did!

…That’s at least is a LITTLE bit suspicious… right?

(D-Damn, spoke too quickly, I can’t object to what they were IMPLYING… can I?)

(Still… its undeniable that the books WERE supposed to be there… But something isn’t sitting right with me…)

(I MUST be onto something… maybe the question isn’t “why they have the comics there”…

…but, rather, “what ELSE should be there”…)

Detective, it was brought up several times earlier that there were also DVDs related to law in the library…

…Was, by any chance, one of those DVDs the English Subtitled version of the Gyakuten Sabien live-action movie?

Well, we don’t know. We only have this one photo, after all.

But the online database definitely doesn’t list a Gyakuten Saiban Movie.

New OP Testimony added to the Court Record!


OP here!

I don’t actually own the official manga, so I could not have put them on the shelf. The manga are located in a section of my library highlighting Law in Popular Culture. This can be evidenced by the catalog code sticker on the BACK of the books (placed there to not obscure the title, author, or volume number on the spine).

Thank you for defending me Prosecutor Edgeworth and Mr. Gumshoe. Mr. Wright, I do not appreciate being called a liar. You may want to do some research on defending pro se against a libel charge.

Aw, shucks, pal, all in the day’s work!

And uh…You know, pal, it’s pretty clear to me that you’re grasping at straws here, and I’m not the brightest bulb in the pack!

Maybe you should think a little.

(Nnnnnngh! Can’t let it end like this, not to this weirdo weirdo wearing some cheap replica of my bracelet…)

(…wait a minute… bracelet?!)

…This witness is clearly a HIGHLY dedicated Ace Attorney fan to be owning an Apollo Justice bracelet. What’s more, the manga in question is on the top shelf.

The odds of an average person finding these books by chance is very low. In fact, with their placement on the top shelf and there being DVDs below it, clearly that one lone shelf is the complete extent of the library’s section on Law in Pop Culture. Therefore, it probably isn’t marked as such in the library itself.

…which means that, in order to find these books, the witness would have had to have looked them up. And if they did that, they’d know EXACTLY why they were there!

So I ask again: Why did the witness react so surprised to the point of “crying” that they found exactly what they were looking for?!

This PROVES the witness was NOT actually crying AT ALL!!! In fact, they’ve gotten EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED!!!


I like the idea that some pokemon are introduced in games where they’re not in their ‘home’ region.

Like, for example, Yanma. Introduced in Johto. Everyone thinks of it as a Johto pokemon. But it was incredibly rare and usually only found when it started swarming.

But in Pastoria’s Great Marsh, it’s fairly common. So maybe Yanma are native to Sinnoh, and they only very rarely show up anywhere else, and really they’re Sinnoh pokemon despite us thinking of them as Johto pokemon.

Or like, Eevee. Which has to be found as a one-off gift in basically every region… except Kalos, where they’re found freely in the wild. So Eevees come from Kalos, and back in Red/Blue you found a rare imported one.

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the year is 2076. Gyakuten Saiban 35 has just been released in Japan. This one will take place on the moon Titan, similar to how AAI12 took place on Mars. There have been a total of 9 new protagonists introduced, each with their own set of minor characters, etc. PW vs PL has just been announced for localization in North America.

we still don’t know what was behind Kristoph Gavin’s black psyche-locks


all babes

You are immortal; you exist for billions of years in different manifestations, because you are Life, and Life cannot die. You are in the trees, the butterflies, the fish, the air, the moon, the sun. Wherever you go, you are there, waiting for yourself.
—Don Miguel Ruiz, The Mastery of Love 
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デュエル! !


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